- Chuckie Finster: [after Megan rejects his gift of Candy] I mean, sure it was in Tommy's diaper for a couple of days but it's still a perfectly good Reptar bar.
- Chuckie Finster: [smitten with Megan] I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!
- Phil DeVille: [after hearing of Chuckie reasoning that Megan's teasing is her way of showing Chuckie she likes him, Lil pushes Phil down while playing in the sand] Hey, What'd you do that for?
- Lil DeVille: 'Cause I liked ya.
- [both laugh]
- Angelica Pickles: [When they hug her after learning she won't be moving away] What's the matter with you dumb babies? Are your diapers on too tight?