- Tommy Pickles: [after avoiding being seen by the rich women] That was close!
- Bird: [imitating him] That was close, that was close
- Tommy Pickles: You can talk?
- Bird: [repeating after him] You can talk, you can talk
- Tommy Pickles: Yeah I can talk, but I didn't know birds could talk, are those ladies keeping you here too?
- Bird: Crazy ladies!, crazy ladies!
- Tommy Pickles: I miss my grandpa, listen let's you and me get out of here, alright?
- Bird: [repeating] Alright, alright
- Tommy Pickles: What's your name? My name's Tommy
- Bird: [imitating him] My name's Tommy, my name's Tommy
- Tommy Pickles: Wow you're Tommy too! I never met another Tommy before, come on Tommy
- Emma Pendagron: [calling for Tommy] Bostwick are you in here?
- Bird: [imitating her] In here, in here!
- Tommy Pickles: [gasps] You squealed!
- [Emma reaches under the bed and grabs him]