King of the Hill (TV Series)

Earthy Girls are Easy (2008)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : What the heck is a carbon offset?

  Dale Gribble : It's like a "get out of jail free" card for people concerned about the environment, but not concerned enough to actually do anything.

• Dale Gribble : How many carbon offsets can I put you down for?

  Hank Hill : You can put me down for kickin' your ass!