"Saturday Night Live" Bradley Cooper/TV on the Radio (TV Episode 2009) - Seth Meyers as Weekend Update Anchor

Bjork : Greetings, Snarf. How is your skeleton?

Weekend Update Anchor : Um... good? How is your skeleton?

Bjork : It's itchy!
Weekend Update Anchor : [addressing Kellog's in 'Really!' segment] Also I checked out your website. Did you know you have a recipe for Desert Nachos? And then you make Cookie Straws to drink the left-over milk out of the waffle cereal you also make? Every one of your products sounds like a wish a Genie granted at a Phish concert. I mean, really!
Weekend Update Anchor : So, how can your country rebound from this collapse?

Bjork : First we should change our currency. Instead of using paper money, I think we should pay for things with clouds.

Weekend Update Anchor : Yeah, I'm starting to think you're not the most qualified person to talk about Iceland's economy.

Bjork : Oh snarf!
Weekend Update Anchor : Oh, and parents, if your kid says 'Michael Phelps smokes pot, why can't I?' just say "You can, right after you win twelve gold medals for your country."
Weekend Update Anchor : If you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong, and your first thought isn't "Wow, I get to party with Michael Phelps," and instead you take a picture of him and sell it to a tabloid, you should take a long look in the mirror, because you're a dick! I mean, really!

Seth Meyers: Weekend Update Anchor