The State (TV Series)
Episode #1.4 (1993)
Michael Ian Black: Various
Quotes
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Capt. Monterey Jack : Who's got a question for the Captain?
Doug : I'm Doug. What's a guy like me supposed to do to keep cheese fresh?
Capt. Monterey Jack : OK Doug. You use what I call the three H's: that's head, heart, small plastic containers. God gave you a brain, Doug. Use it. Sit down.
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Ben Garant : Hey buddy, want some advice?
Michael Ian Black : Sure.
Ben Garant : If you want to meet women you should start wearing pants.