The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)

James Earl Jones: Ruben (Video store owner)

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Quotes 

• Henry Altmann : [holds a Samsung camcorder]  How do I get it to work?

  Ruben : F... F... F... F... first, you have to charge the b... b... b...

  Henry Altmann : Batteries? How long will that take?

  Ruben : F... F... F... F... Four hours.

  Henry Altmann : Does the world hate me?... Do you have one that's ready to go right now?

  Ruben : [looks at the shelf]  The F... F... F... F... Fujitsu . or the F... F... F... F... Fuji...

  Henry Altmann : Which one do you recommend, the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu or the F... F... F... F... Fuji?

  Ruben : F... F... F... F... Fuck you!

  [beat] 

  Henry Altmann : Bravo!

• [Henry enters a tech shop] 

  Henry Altmann : I need a camcorder! And I need one quick!

  [Ruben gets up slowly] 

  Ruben : W... w... w... w... what type are you interested?

  Henry Altmann : Oh, it doesn't matter! Just one of those!

  [points at a shelf] 

  Henry Altmann : That one, right there!

  Ruben : The P... P... P... P... Panasonic, or the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu?

  Henry Altmann : [points again]  No, THAT one!

  Ruben : Oh, the Samsung?

  Henry Altmann : Yeah, the Samsung! I'll take it!

  Ruben : W... w... w... w... warranty?

  Henry Altmann : No, definitely not.