- Russell Dunbar: Where have you been? It's 3 minutes till curtain.
- Audrey Bingham: I know, I'm sorry. I had to blow Jeff off and it took longer than I expected.
- Russell Dunbar: What did you think? The guy isn't 18 anymore.
- Audrey Bingham: Blow him off, As in not go to the boat show with him.
- Russell Dunbar: Hah, you know, I thought...
- Audrey Bingham: Yeah I know what you thought.
- Jeff Bingham: When you've been together as long as Audrey and I have it's okay to have separate interests. For instance, she loves going to the theater and I hate it.
- Audrey Bingham: Hating the theater is not an interest. An interest is something you enjoy
- Jeff Bingham: I enjoy hating the theater.
- Adam Rhodes: You know, I've never been to a boat show. What do you do there?
- Jeff Bingham: You look at boats.
- Jennifer: You really didn't see that one coming?
- Audrey Bingham: He has this whole other side that is cultured and kind and sensitive but he won't show it to you cause he's afraid you'll make fun of him
- Russell Dunbar: Thank you, I'm a dead man.
- Audrey Bingham: No. No you are not. Jeff, please tell him you're not gonna tease him.
- Audrey Bingham: He has this whole other side that is cultured and kind and sensitive but he won't show it to you cause he's afraid you'll make fun of him
- Russell Dunbar: Thank you, I'm a dead man.
- Audrey Bingham: No. No you are not. Jeff, please tell him you're not gonna tease him.
- Jeff Bingham: Oh I'd only do that so that he'd see it coming a little less.