Alf Garnett: Bloody women! I Bought her a new dress, new hat, new shoes. And I paid for the car to take her up the church! Just for her to stand there and say NO.
Harry: The trouble is Alf, you're not like most husbands. I mean, you ain't got no money. And most husbands bring money home to their wives, right Arthur?
Arthur: No. If I could take money home I wouldn't go home there anymore.