- Bobby Hill: A whole new crop of girls. None of these girls have heard my Flatulent Monkey Goes To The Post Office routine.
- Dale Gribble: [after they get a table at the Arlen Barn] That pregnant woman was fast, but we wanted it more.
- Peggy Hill: What is this place?
- Bobby Hill: It looks like the lair of a crazy human, or a smart animal.
- Bobby Hill: Think of this outer underwear as part of the pants.
- Hank Hill: How about you wear pants and I'll think about them as pants.