King of the Hill (TV Series)

Born Again on the Fourth of July (2009)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : What is wrong with you, boy? Why weren't you at church?

  Bobby Hill : I *was* getting ready, but I worked up an appetite looking for dress pants, so I ordered a pizza, and that ate up a chunk of time.

  Hank Hill : Where'd you get the money?

  Peggy Hill : [Bobby glances at Peggy's purse]  He stole it! Hank, you check the liquor cabinet. I'll check between his toes for needle marks!

• Hank Hill : Stealing money from his own mother's purse? Who does that?

  Peggy Hill : Thirteen is that critical age when boys come to a fork in the road. And when Bobby gets there, he might use that fork to kill us.

  Hank Hill : Isn't there some prison we can take him to? Make him pee in front of some criminals? That'll scare him straight.

• Peggy Hill : Hank Hill, is there anything you can't do in this garage?

  Hank Hill : I know what I've said about papier mâché in the past, but for the sake of our country, and to shut up Milton Street, I am willing to put aside my contempt.