King of the Hill (TV Series)

Born Again on the Fourth of July (2009)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : What is wrong with you, boy? Why weren't you at church?

  Bobby Hill : I *was* getting ready, but I worked up an appetite looking for dress pants, so I ordered a pizza, and that ate up a chunk of time.

  Hank Hill : Where'd you get the money?

  Peggy Hill : [Bobby glances at Peggy's purse]  He stole it! Hank, you check the liquor cabinet. I'll check between his toes for needle marks!

• Hank Hill : Stealing money from his own mother's purse? Who does that?

  Peggy Hill : Thirteen is that critical age when boys come to a fork in the road. And when Bobby gets there, he might use that fork to kill us.

  Hank Hill : Isn't there some prison we can take him to? Make him pee in front of some criminals? That'll scare him straight.

• John Redcorn : [Hank buys fireworks from John Redcorn]  These sparklers will blow your mind, Hank. When you write in the air, the words will stay there for almost a *second*.

  Hank Hill : For the last time, John Redcorn, I am not a narc. Now I've got a stack of twenties and a tarp for the back of my truck. Let's make this happen.

  John Redcorn : [John Redcorn pulls out a crate of fireworks]  Be careful. Some of these are illegal... in *Mexico*.

• Hank Hill : Bobby, would you do me a favor and stand up? I just want to see if you can.

• Hank Hill : Bobby, could you help me to put up Fourth of July decorations?

  Bobby Hill : To tell you the truth, dad, that sounds boring. It's okay if you're into boring, but I'm not.

• Peggy Hill : Hank Hill, is there anything you can't do in this garage?

  Hank Hill : I know what I've said about papier mâché in the past, but for the sake of our country, and to shut up Milton Street, I am willing to put aside my contempt.