King of the Hill (TV Series)

Born Again on the Fourth of July (2009)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : What is wrong with you, boy? Why weren't you at church?

  Bobby Hill : I *was* getting ready, but I worked up an appetite looking for dress pants, so I ordered a pizza, and that ate up a chunk of time.

  Hank Hill : Where'd you get the money?

  Peggy Hill : [Bobby glances at Peggy's purse]  He stole it! Hank, you check the liquor cabinet. I'll check between his toes for needle marks!

• Lucky : You took the wrong message from what that preacher was screaming at you. You can't go throwing stones at others until you've thrown a bunch of stones at yourself.

  Bobby Hill : I guess you're right.

  Lucky : Besides, saving souls is not your job. That position is taken, in Heaven by the Big Man, and on screen by Morgan Freeman.

• Hank Hill : Bobby, could you help me to put up Fourth of July decorations?

  Bobby Hill : To tell you the truth, dad, that sounds boring. It's okay if you're into boring, but I'm not.

• Bobby Hill : Lucky's church was great! We pulled down the devil's pants and spanked his evil red butt!