- Lucky: [drinking from a glass] You know, before this I always drank out of a can. I never knew beer was yellow.
- Bill Dauterive: I love Canada's national anthem. Too bad they don't play it much at the Olympics.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: And your money has a girl on it!
- Gordon: You Americans, you're so gosh-darn ignorant and self-centered. Tell me who our prime minister is.
- Hank Hill: Why?
- Police Officer #1: [taking Hank's DUI test] .085. That's a D-W-I for Y-O-U.
- Police Officer #2: [taking Gordon's DUI test] .09. Huh. You win, Canada.
- Gordon: If you're ever up in Canada to get reasonably-priced pharmaceuticals or, you know, a breath of fresh air, huh, look us up. Keep your stick on the ice.
- Hank Hill: Hey, uh, we're gonna watch Super Bowl XIII later, the Broncos' "orange crush" versus the Cowboys' "doomsday defense". Wanna pull up a chair?
- Gordon: Oh thanks, but you know, I prefer the fast-paced Canadian 3-down system. I mean American football is a real snoozer, huh?. Enjoy your nap though, eh?