This week Noel is visited by film director Michael Winner, Nicholas Parsons gets a Gotcha, viewers get to choose between Paul Coia and Richard Whiteley in a bid to see which of the TV presenters gets a seat in the gunge tank, and the director of the Crinkley Bottom Amateur Dramatic Society pops round to see if Noel would like a part in his current production. Plus Holiday presenter Kathy Tayler grabs a grand.
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