Members of the Alan Whicker Appreciation Society compete against each other in the Lyric Game this week; Noel puts one of his cameramen in the gunge tank at his family's request; Watchdog hosts, real-life husband and wife John Stapleton and Lynn Faulds-Wood, pop round, as does a man from the Crinkley Bottom Golf Club who has been having trouble with his actual club. There's also Wait 'till I Get You Home, NTV and Ulrika Jonsson and Max Boyce are joint Gotcha victims. Plus Steve Davis Grabs a Grand.
—Anon