Big Mouth (TV Series)
Poop Madness (2020)
Seth Rogen: Seth Goldberg
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Quotes
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Andrew Glouberman : Hey, Soup, you wanna be funny? Show us your tiny prick!
[campers laughing out loud when Nick was shocked]
Jessi Glaser : Jesus, Andrew. What is your problem?
Andrew Glouberman : [strictly] Read the tea leaves, honey. That bowl of soup fucked my wife!
Jessi Glaser : [walks away] I think I'm gonna switch seats.
Connie : Let your GUARD down, Nicky. Be Vulnerable! People like that.
Nick Birch : [to the audience] Hey guys, maybe comedy's not what you're looking for tonight. Maybe I'll try something a little bit different.
Nick Birch : [singing and playing guitar] Hey, Mr. Man. What about me? Am I a bowl of soup or a human being? Cause when I look in the mirror, I'll tell you what I see.
Andrew Glouberman : [interrupting] He's sees soup! Cause he's a big fat bowl of fucking soup, the idiot!
Seth Goldberg : [when people were bullying Nick] That's a good joke!
Boy with glasses : Stinky-ass bitch!
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Nick Birch : Why are you all so mean? And why is Berman still here if his brother's dead? He should be home with his family!
[the campers were gasping]
Berman : My mom said Eli would've wanted me to finish out the summer.
Seth Goldberg : [crowd booing to Nick] Now he's crying.
Andrew Glouberman : Get off the stage, Soup!
Connie : RUN, sugar! RUN INTO THE WOODS!
Jessi Glaser : [when Nick runs away crying] Oh, Nick.
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Natalie El-Khoury : You're a surprisingly good kisser.
Seth Goldberg : Well, my dad's a high-end butcher, and I practice on the meats. So if you're ever at Goldberg's in Montreal, do not eat the pastrami.
Natalie El-Khoury : Thanks for the heads-up.
Seth Goldberg : No problem.
Natalie El-Khoury : So, should we go back to the group?
Seth Goldberg : The group? Uh Oh, yeah, totally. Um, so how do we wanna do this? Do you, uh, wanna go first, and I'll just hang back and chill for a sec?
Natalie El-Khoury : What?
Seth Goldberg : Or do you want me to run as fast as I can, and then you just show up later?
Natalie El-Khoury : What do you mean?
Seth Goldberg : I'm just saying, I don't know if we should show up at the same time, 'cause then, you know, everyone will know.
Natalie El-Khoury : Oh. Oh, my God. Fuck. You don't want anyone to know.
Seth Goldberg : Look, I-- I'm really into you, and I like you. I-- I'm just mildly terrified of what the guys will say, because you're...
Natalie El-Khoury : I'm what? Say it. I'm trans.
Seth Goldberg : No! I mean, yes. But no, no! It-- it-- it's because you are so great, and they'll get jealous. 'Cause I get to kiss the great one. You!
Natalie El-Khoury : Fuck you! I'm a person, not something to hide. This is such a fucking bummer.
Seth Goldberg : Natalie, I'm sorry!
Natalie El-Khoury : You know, have fun face-fucking your dad's meat, you French-Canadian cunt!