Yogi Bear (2010)
Dan Aykroyd: Yogi Bear
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Quotes
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Yogi Bear : They have donuts. DONUTS!
[Yogi has a fantasy of a giant donut]
Boo Boo : [Interrupting fantasy] Yogi, what're you doing?
Yogi Bear : [Determined] I'm going!
Boo Boo : No, Yogi! We promised the Ranger we would stay away.
Yogi Bear : You're right. I'm losing control, Boo-Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship!
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Yogi Bear : It's because I'm smarter than the average bear.
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Ranger Smith : Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!
Yogi Bear : I agree, sir. That's why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.
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Ranger Smith : What do you want from me, Yogi? I don't have a life left for you to ruin any more.
Yogi Bear : Sir, I know I messed things up, and I'm sorry. I never meant to. You and Boo Boo are the best friends I ever had, and I've never done anything but think of myself. And now Jellystone is just gonna be a big field of stumps.
Ranger Smith : What?
Boo Boo : They've started cutting down the trees.
Ranger Smith : Agricultural interest is logging. Oh, no, not our Jellystone.
Yogi Bear : We have to save it, sir.
Ranger Smith : I don't think we CAN save it, Yogi.
[sits down on the bench]
Ranger Smith : I'm no smarter than you.
[looks to Yogi]
Ranger Smith : I lost Jellystone.
[looks to Boo Boo]
Ranger Smith : I lost Rachel.
[stares ahead]
Ranger Smith : It's... over.
Yogi Bear : Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. And two: You can't fail if you never stop trying. You have to fight for the thing you love, whether it's a park, a girl or a roast beef sandwich! Don't give up now! We're all Jellystone's got!
Ranger Smith : [rises to his feet] You're right, Yogi. Jellystone's too important to give up on. We got to try. Come on.
Yogi Bear : Shotgun.
Boo Boo : Aww.
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Yogi Bear : I'm so smart that it hurts.
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[as Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear : Hang on Boo Boo!
Boo Boo : What do we do now?
Yogi Bear : Did you check the safety manual?
Boo Boo : It's just a picture of us screaming!
[Both scream and flail their arms]
Yogi Bear : We have to deject, Boo-Boo!
Boo Boo : Don't you mean "EJECT"?
Yogi Bear : Eject is up, deject is
[Both fall]
Yogi Bear : doooooooown!
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Ranger Smith : [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel : I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Ranger Smith : Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi Bear : I think we can take care of that.
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[Ranger Smith, Ranger Jones, Rachel, Yogi and Boo Boo arrive with the turtle]
Ranger Smith : Well, well. Guess who we found.
Yogi Bear : Starts with T and ends with a... "urtle"?
Ranger Smith : It's all over, Mr. Mayor. Call off the logging deal. The law says this park is now a protected nature preserve.
Mayor Brown : You think I care about what the law says? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about power, you pinheads!
[Boo Boo gasps]
Mayor Brown : And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists, and nobody ever will.
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[Rachel shows Ranger Smith, Yogi and Boo Boo a documentary video on her laptop]
Rachel : I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.
Yogi Bear : Oh, my! I see it.
[spins around]
Yogi Bear : I have a bald spot back there!
Rachel : I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this.
[pauses the video and zooms in on Boo Boo's turtle]
Boo Boo : Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time.
Yogi Bear : True. Did you know they don't come out of that shell? I tried one time just to see what one would look like without it, but, nope, they're sewn in.
Rachel : This is no regular turtle. See the bulging, frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?
Ranger Smith : A frog-mouthed turtle?
Rachel : Yep. Rafetus swinhoei.
[Yogi and Boo Boo look to each other and shrug their shoulders]
Ranger Smith : But those are extinct.
Rachel : For a hundred years, but apparently, one still exists. And he lives in there, but they won't let me through the gates to go find him.
Ranger Smith : But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then...
Rachel : It has to be protected as a park. That's the law.
Ranger Smith : That turtle can save this park.
Yogi Bear : Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a foot stool.
Boo Boo : Huh?
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Ranger Smith : Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
Chief of Staff : Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
Rachel : No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
Chief of Staff : It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
Yogi Bear : Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
Chief of Staff : [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.
Ranger Jones : [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.
Yogi Bear : Wow. That backfired.
Ranger Smith : OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
Rachel : [whispering] What are you doing?
Ranger Smith : I have a plan.
[unlocks a gate]
Ranger Smith : One of the advantages...
[throws a big branch aside]
Ranger Smith : ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
[opens the gate]
Ranger Smith : ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
[Ranger Smith climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
Rachel : [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!
Yogi Bear : All right!
[Rachel drives through the gate and into the park]