iCarly (TV Series)
iHurt Lewbert (2008)
Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett
Quotes
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Carly Shay : [on Freddie's newfound freedom] I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.
Freddie Benson : Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.
Sam Puckett : So?
Freddie Benson : *Just* my socks.
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[introducing their show]
Carly Shay : Hey, if you're looking at your computer screen right now...
Sam Puckett : ...and you see Carly and me...
Carly Shay : Then congratulations...
Sam Puckett : You're watching iCarly. However...
Carly Shay : ...if you're looking into your toilet bowl right now...
Sam Puckett : ...and you see a live monkey speaking Spanish...
Carly Shay : You're hallucinating!
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Mrs. Benson : [comforting Lewbert after he's injured] Aww, you poor thing. You look horrible.
Sam Puckett : He looked horrible before the accident.