Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)
Derek Long: Sven Gunnunderson
Quotes
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Sven Gunnunderson : [So stoned he mistakes a Soduku for a crossword] I need a nine-letter word that ends in 4.
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [about Abby] We dated four years ago, in High School! We're totally different people now. She's a beautician, and I'm...
Sven Gunnunderson : You're what?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : *Not* a beautician.
Anya Gunnunderson : [Runs fingers through Gunn's hair] You're telling me! Have Abbey give you a cut and a blow sometime, you'll be happier for it.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : I don't need Abbey to blow me to be happy.
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : You know what I always wondered... are there any actual eggs in Egg Nog?
Nathan Stanford : Hmm.
Sven Gunnunderson : [rolling eyes] No one knows for sure.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Hmm.
Nathan Stanford : Yeah, what is Nog anyway?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Yeah, what *is* Nog?
[Nathan giggles]
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [Sven puts down a cup very slowly, rolls eyes and skulks away]
Nathan Stanford : [shakes head, looking down into cup] I don't know. Delicious though.
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : [shakes head again, looking down into cup] No, it's not.
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Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson : Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.
Nathan Stanford : [uncomfortably] I'm gay too, if that wasn't clear, it was clear okay .
Anya Gunnunderson : [Long uncomfortable silence as Anya goes to Sven and puts her hand on his shoulder. He gets up, takes something out of a jar and sits back down. Then he hands her money, which she takes gleefully] I told you so.
Sven Gunnunderson : You owe me a hundred bucks, kiddo, I'm taking it off your inheritance.