John Lehr: Leslie

Quotes 

• Leslie : You stick your tongue down when you do mouth-to-mouth?

  Carl : I fell asleep in the training videos.

• Richard : You're supposed to cleanse when someone passes away.

  Leslie : This is familiar to me. I feel comfortable. That's why I'm wearing dad's pajamas.

  Richard : You're wearing his pajamas?

  Leslie : And uh, you probably don't want me to use his toothbrush, either.

• Leslie : [testing body mic]  Olive Oil this is Popeye. Olive Oil this is Popeye. I am in position, and I'm looking for the Red Hen. Looking for Bluto. Bluto is in sight. Operation spinach is under way...