- [end credits]
- Announcer: "The Guiding Light" has been presented by Duz, the soap that does everything in your washing machine. And Ivory soap, 99 44/100% pure. It floats!
- [opening credits]
- Announcer: "The Guiding Light." Presented by Ivory soap, the most famous soap in the world. And Duz, the soap that does everything in your washing machine.
- [first lines]
- Dr. Keeler: Do sit down, Dick.
- Dr. Dick Grant: I don't - I don't think, Dr. Keeler, that you really understand what my mother is suggesting.