Halloween II (2009)

Malcolm McDowell: Dr. Samuel Loomis

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• Dr. Samuel Loomis : Michael Myers is fucking dead!

• David Newman : Our next guest gained infamy as a psychologist for America's leading serial killer...

  [second guessing his choice of words] 

  David Newman : "leading" serial killer?

  Weird Al Yankovic : I guess.

  David Newman : Well, he's probably the most notorious. "leading"? He's number one in his field. Anyway, his new book is called "the Devil Walks Among Us" and it's available somewhere. Please welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis!

  David Newman : You've been criticized and in some circles I have to say outright accused of profiteering off the misery of others. How do you even respond to that criticism?

  Weird Al Yankovic : Well, I think that's completely unfounded. I always get permission when I do the parody.

  David Newman : No, Al, I was talking to Loomis.

  Weird Al Yankovic : Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

  Dr. Samuel Loomis : No, no. no, please. It was fascinating, your answer.

  Weird Al Yankovic : Your turn. I'm done.

  Dr. Samuel Loomis : Actually, I take great issue with that statement. Besides, I might say that I've endured quite a lot of misery of my own in order to tell this story.

  David Newman : Yeah, everyone feels real bad for you except...

• Dr. Samuel Loomis : I'm selling the sizzle, not the steak.