Our Flag Means Death (TV Series)

Pilot (2022)

Rhys Darby: Stede Bonnet

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• Stede Bonnet : A lot of the guys are sweethearts, deep down.

• Oluwande : Is everything all right? Like, you're in your pajamas.

  Stede Bonnet : No, no. This is my... battle jacket. Yeah, I find the feel of silk very invigorating.

• Buttons : Raids are like snowflakes.

  Stede Bonnet : No two quite alike?

  Buttons : Well, no, they almost always end in terrible bloodshed. Snowflake might not be the best comparison.

• Captain Nigel Badminton : Did you hear that?

  Stede Bonnet : Uh, no. I didn't hear anything.

  Captain Nigel Badminton : We're under attack!

  Stede Bonnet : Just wait... it might blow over.

• Stede Bonnet : We're swashbuckling. We're looting. Let's have fun with it.

• Stede Bonnet : Would you like a tour?

  Captain Nigel Badminton : Yes I would! Wonderful.

  Officer Wellington : We really should be getting back...

  Captain Nigel Badminton : Oh, keep your pants on, Wellington. We'll be back on our smelly old ship soon enough...... no, really, it smells like ass and runny cheese.

  Stede Bonnet : Oh, I'll bet it does.

• Oluwande : I said "Do you want to live?"!

  Stede Bonnet : I think so! Probably.

• Stede Bonnet : My name's Stede. I'll be your robber here today.

• Stede Bonnet : My name is Stede. I'll be your robber today.

• Stede Bonnet : What we're about to do will be perilous! Very perilous! Some of us won't be coming back. Others may be wounded. Still others may come back looking totally fine... but in reality, be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed.

• Stede Bonnet : What is the overall impression?

  Buttons : That yer weak... soft-bellied, yella.

  Stede Bonnet : I see. C

  Buttons : raven, ill-equipped to lead men.

  Stede Bonnet : Understood!

• Stede Bonnet : Oh god. I've made a mistake. I'm not a pirate. I'm an idiot.