Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
The Tough Brets (2009)
Bret McKenzie: Bret
Quotes
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Officer West : Sir, we've got a report of a kid being kicked on the street by a group of adults.
Bret : Yes, that was me.
Officer West : They said it was a group of adults.
Bret : Umm... that was my gang.
Officer West : OK, so why'd you kick the boy?
Bret : Umm... well, I guess that was gang related.
Officer West : Well, in the future I suggest that you don't kick children. We'll let this go because we don't like that particular kid, but we've got our eyes on you.
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[from a deleted scene; Bret and Jemaine are lying in their beds. Bret is asleep, but Jemaine is awake and lost in thought. He turns to Bret]
Jemaine : Bret?... Bret?... Bret?...
[Bret doesn't wake up]
Jemaine : Bret!
[Bret sits bolt upright in bed, hands in a karate chopping position]
Bret : Please don't chop off my penis!