Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

The Tough Brets (2009)

Jemaine Clement: Jemaine

Quotes 

• [from a deleted scene; Bret and Jemaine are lying in their beds. Bret is asleep, but Jemaine is awake and lost in thought. He turns to Bret] 

  Jemaine : Bret?... Bret?... Bret?...

  [Bret doesn't wake up] 

  Jemaine : Bret!

  [Bret sits bolt upright in bed, hands in a karate chopping position] 

  Bret : Please don't chop off my penis!

• Dave : I heard of one rapper, he chopped this guy's whole body off. Just left the dick behind.

  Jemaine : Don't you mean they chopped off his dick?

  Dave : No, I mean they held his dick, and chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end -- a dick.