Corner Gas (TV Series)
Bend It Like Brent (2008)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
Quotes
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Davis Quinton : Hey, come to watch the match, did you? Thanks for donating the footballs, by the way.
Lacey Burrows : Oh, well, it's the least I could do for our soccer team... give them some soccer balls... to play soccer with.
Davis Quinton : The, uh, proper term is football. I think it's best for the kids to hear some of the British terminology.
Lacey Burrows : Oh. Hey, what's the British term for someone who uses stupid British terms?
Davis Quinton : Wanker.
Lacey Burrows : Good to know.
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Brent Leroy : [watching the soccer game with Lacey after being dumped as a sponsor] The coach is a winker!
Lacey Burrows : It's wanker.
Brent Leroy : Oh. Well, I don't speak English.
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Lacey Burrows : [at a soccer match] Hey, Davis, I think we need to take Peter out.
Davis Quinton : But he looks like he's having fun out there.
Lacey Burrows : Well, we need someone faster. Take him out.
Davis Quinton : Fine. Peter!
[He motions Peter "in" to the sidelines]
Brent Leroy : Don't listen to her, Davis. I'll back you. Leave him in.
Davis Quinton : Peter! Stay out there!
Lacey Burrows : I said pull him out.
Davis Quinton : Peter! In!
Brent Leroy : Leave him in, Davis.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] Out!
Lacey Burrows : Peter needs to come out.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] In!
Brent Leroy : He's the captain. He needs to stay in.
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] Out!
Lacey Burrows : [to Davis] Out!
Davis Quinton : [to Peter] In!
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Brent Leroy : [after Davis agrees that both he and Lacey can be sponsors for the new soccer team] Well, that's it then, blokes. Let's celebrate with some bangers and mash and ring up our mobiles, or my name isn't Sir Aluminium Boot-Bonnet.
Davis Quinton : [to Lacey] Is he having a laugh?
Lacey Burrows : Or some kind of seizure.