Cold Open: Vice Presidential Debates: "Mike Pence" and "Kamala Harris" moderated by "CNN's Susan Page." Bill Burr opening monologue befits his edgy stand up routine including a jab "the way women hijacked the Woke Movement." Things get tense at a gathering of friends when a couple mangles idioms such as "intent and porpoises." On "The Buzz" sports show, one commentator regrets planning a gloat to humiliate his fellow commentator upon winning a bet against his Chicago Bears when he discovers he's "unwoke." White social media star Benji posts a really bad protest rap. Jack White performs "Ball and Biscuit" and "Don't Hurt Yourself." Weekend Update is mostly about Trump and him contracting COVID-19. "Vote for Biden!" Post-prison release Don Pauli meets with the crime family and finds there's a new social code regarding shaming, race, body issues, etc. Samuel Adams' Jack-o Pumpkin Ale. Brief retro clip of Eddie Van Halen in an SNL appearance to memorialize his passing.
—calcaylor