- Watto: My least favorite film is The Rise of Skywalker. It eats ass, and not in the good way that the millennials like. It just eats butt cheeks with a fork and a knife.
- Watto: Ladies and gentlemen, first up: from the President of the Vin Diesel international fan club, Bill Corbett, and pajama connoisseur Dana Schwartz!
- Bill Corbett: [on MST3K] I wanted to do Redtails, but no one else wanted to do it.
- George Lucas: I relate to that, I wanted to do Redtails and no one else wanted to do it!
- Bill Corbett: [on the photo of George from Beverly Hills Cop 3] Look at you! Young, trim, Porky Pig shirt...
- George Lucas: [on Vin Diesels new song] As they would say on Empire: It slaps, its hot. And not only does it bop, but its a real McKlunky.
- George Lucas: [after Watto broke the Butter Girl statuette] Thats the first terrible thing you've ever done, Watto.
- George Lucas: [on the overwhelming sounds of rain his mic is picking up] Thats not rain, its fire. Those are flames.
- George Lucas: [on his original plan for the Star Wars film series] You set up that first film so that in the final three films, its about tiny microorganisms negotiating trade deals.
- George Lucas: James Camerons museum is at the bottom of the ocean; youre gonna have to throw up water for a minute and a half before you can see all the stuff.
- Watto: Oh, sorry, I didn't notice that the show had started; I was just jamming out to the new Vin Diesel cut.
- George Lucas: I guarantee Ted Cruz has chuckled along to some MST3K.
- Bill Corbett: Ugh, that makes me feel so dirty.
- Watto: [Holding up a Vin Diesel pillow] Happy Vin Week!
- George Lucas, Self - Co-Host: Happy Vin Week, Watto.
- Bill Corbett: [on The Crystal Skull] I think I was with it for a long time until, uh.. the refrigerator...
- George Lucas: That was ten minutes in!
- Bill Corbett: ...yeah...
- Bill Corbett: [being pressed on what movies he likes] I'm just trying to get this over with so I'm saying things that I think George wants to hear.
- Bill Corbett: Well guys, I have to go celebrate some kind of holiday.
- Self - Co-Host: Pick one!
- Bill Corbett: Uh... well, Vin Week just started...
- [Vin Week promo cuts in]
- George Lucas: [on Jon's guesses to the stained glass story] You have correctly gone into the realm of the carnal.
- Jon Gabrus: [on seeing Georges beautiful library] I can imagine Tom Hanks with an awful haircut hanging out in there.
- George Lucas: I'm the only one who cared about the stained glass. I kept it, I kept it up. I could afford to put new stained glass up every week, but I keep it up.
- Jon Gabrus: The fact that Vin Diesel is singing for us, publicly, I'm very excited about it and I know he's got a mic in every room of his mansion, but I'm glad he's busted it out for us professionally.
- George Lucas: I can't believe I'm watching Strange Magic with Jumbo Haynes from Bajillion Dollar Propertie$!
- Jon Gabrus: [on yanking Alan Dershowitz's crank] Unyankable crank, that Dersh. 'I remember that Dersh! Unyankable crank that guy!'
- Jon Gabrus: [as George is asking if he knows about Butter Boy or Butter Girl] Why don't, for the rest of the episode, you guys don't assume I know anything about anything you have ever talked about on this show before.
- George Lucas: [on stretch goals] If we get to $2250, I'll go full Popeye.
- Self - Co-Host: If you'll notice, a lot of the stretch goals we have are things we have to do anyways.
- George Lucas: I don't need to go full Popeye!
- Watto: The Wrecking Crew is: Retired Filmmaker George Lucas, Watto, Patrick Cotnoir, Steven Webber, Nate Corddry, Tommy Schlamme and Christine Lahti would all go to Malta and visit Popeye Island, the still standing island where Popeye was filmed! This is the second time in as many weeks we have had Popeye related stretch goals!
- Watto: We need you to tweet, we need you to hashtag, we need you in the discord. Operation: Take Back Facebook.
- George Lucas: Yodas in charge of the younglings, and they are all murdered, and his next move is to flee and take his ship to a swamp! Can you imagine they conversations the Jedi had after that? Wait, all the younglings are dead. Where's Yoda? Did Yoda kill all the younglings?
- Dana Schwartz: [on fan art of Yoda Chuck Schumer] Oh, wow that looks great! That's not racist at all, it looks great!
- George Lucas: [quoting Aliens] Get away from her, you bitch!
- Self - Co-Host: George, watch your mouth.
- Bill Corbett: [after Patrick shows his 2nd piece of new Butter Girl merchandise] Butter Girl mania is sweeping the nation!
- George Lucas: Is that what you think they say at the end of Lost in Translation? 'Fuck off, Gabrus'?
- Jon Gabrus: They hired us to do a PG-13 improv show, now swearing, and I was like Bill Paxton in Aliens: 'What do you want us to use man? No fire, no guns..?'
- George Lucas: [on the role of Ripley in Alien] That's why they didn't cast me in that part. Would have been a very different movie if, at the end of Alien, I changed into my underwear and got into a little pod with my cat.