Lou Pickles: [doorbell rings] Now what? It's Drew! With some kind of big box!
Angelica Pickles: [gasps happily] My Cynthia Ultra Mega Playworld!
Lou Pickles: You called him too? Who *else* did you call?
Angelica Pickles: [nervously] Um, nobody.
Lou Pickles: Good.
[throws the PVFM 5000 and phone to the floor]
Lou Pickles: OK, I'll handle your daddy. You grab Tommy and hide somewhere. And don't make a peep until I say so.
[Angelica drags Tommy; Lou desperately picks up a bag of cakes; the doorbell rings again]
Lou Pickles: Hold your horses!
[opens the front door]
Lou Pickles: H-hello, Drew. What brings you over?
Drew Pickles: Hi, Pop. Charlotte called and said that Angelica's been so good lately that I had to run out and get this very expensive-- Holy mackerel, what happened?
Lou Pickles: Uh-oh.
[cakes fall through a hole in the bottom of the bag and onto the ground]
Drew Pickles: Angelica hasn't been eating sweets, has she?
Lou Pickles: Uh, no, I just ordered myself some dessert while the kids were napping.
[bites down on one of the cakes]
Lou Pickles: You want some? It's raspberry. Uh-oh.
[everyone else arrives]
Lou Pickles: Stay right there.
[closes door]
Lou Pickles: Chaz? Betty and Howard? What are *they* doing here?
Angelica Pickles: [realizes she's lying] Um, oh yeah, I called them too.
Lou Pickles: [suspiciously] Anybody *else*?
Angelica Pickles: Uh-uh.
Lou Pickles: Tell you what, boy. Why don't I just grab this?
[takes the box]
Lou Pickles: And you can head home. Here.
[gives Drew the bag of desserts]
Drew Pickles: But, Pop, I don't like cream-filled...
Charles "Chas" Finster: Hi, Drew. I hope we're not too late for Angelica's surprise party.
Drew Pickles: What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months.
Lou Pickles: [Stu, Didi, and Charlotte all arrive] Well, look at the time. Nice seeing you all.
[closes the door, drops the box and grabs Tommy]
Lou Pickles: Come here, sprout. Angelica, you get rid of all this stuff while I keep them busy.
Angelica Pickles: OK, Grandpa.
[everyone talks amongst each other outside; Lou carries Tommy out]
Lou Pickles: Look at this, everybody. I uh, I taught Tommy how to dance.
[moves a confused Tommy to the ground and pretends letting him dance]
Drew Pickles: Dad, I thought you said they were napping.
Charlotte Pickles: Drew, what are you doing here?
Drew Pickles: Well, I guess I'm here for this big surprise party that *you* didn't even tell me about.
Stu Pickles: Pop, what's going on here?
Drew Pickles: Yeah, what *is* going on here?
Charlotte Pickles: *I* need an explanation.
Lou Pickles: [nervously backs into the house] Well... I, uh...
[everyone follows him in and sees Angelica eating all the desserts]
Angelica Pickles: [mouthful] Hi, everybody.
Didi Pickles: [aggravated] Pop! What happened here?
Stu Pickles: Don't tell me you fell asleep again!
Lou Pickles: Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I was watching 'em real close, and I, uh...
[Tommy grabs the PVFM 5000]
Lou Pickles: Well, don't look at me!
[points to Angelica]
Lou Pickles: Ask her!
Angelica Pickles: What difference does it make who did what? The important thing is, we're all here and we love each other.
[hugs Tommy, unknowingly moving the PVFM 5000 in front of her mouth]
Angelica Pickles: After all, family is *really* what matters, right?
[everybody stares at her, realising that she made all the phone calls]
Angelica Pickles: Why are you all looking at me?