Family Guy (TV Series)

The Man with Two Brians (2008)

Mark Hentemann: Bill Cosby, Alligator

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : [refusing Stewie's request to come home]  I'm not going back as long as that new dog is there. As long as he's a part of that family, there's no place for me.

  Stewie Griffin : Well, I can't say I blame you. I hate him as much as you do, Brian. He's a bad fit, like a crocodile at an alligator rally.

  [cut to a school gymnasium, where a group of alligators is meeting] 

  Alligator Rally Leader : Yeah! Lurking in the water with our eyes poking out!

  [cheers] 

  Alligator Rally Leader : Sneaking up on a crane or an egret and snapping our jaws on it!

  [more cheers] 

  Crocodile : And sometimes walking out onto a dry plane or dusty field because it's nice to get out of the swamp now and then!

  [the alligators start to cheer, which then turns to confusion] 

  Alligator Rally Leader : Wait, what? Huh?

  Crocodile : Dry plain? Dusty field? Nice to get out of the swamp?

  Alligator : What a crock!

  Man on Chair : [pull out to him watching on TV]  And that's where we get the term.