Family Guy (TV Series)

The Man with Two Brians (2008)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [comes out of a door with a bag of trash]  Peter, what are you...

  [sees that Peter is in a shopping cart on the roof held by Cleveland and Quagmire] 

  Lois Griffin : What are you boys doing up there? Get off the roof!

  Peter Griffin : Go back in the house, Lois! We're being Jackass! Okay, ready?

  Joe Swanson : All, right! We're rolling.

  Peter Griffin : Hi, I'm Peter Griffin and this is Shopping Cart... Roof... R... R-Roof... Roof Shop... Roof Shopping Cart, guys.

  [to Cleveland and Quagmire] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, go!

  [Cleveland and Quagmire let go of the cart; Peter rolls down and lands badly] 

  Peter Griffin : Ow. Ow. Ow.

  [he gets up and his head is hanging upside down and four jagged bumps are visible under his skin; everyone groans in horror] 

  Cleveland : Oh, my God!

  Glen Quagmire : Oh, my God! Are you okay?

  Peter Griffin : I don't know! I don't... W-what does it look like? What do I do? What...

  [feels the bumps] 

  Peter Griffin : Aah! Aah! What is that? What is... I feel something!

  Joe Swanson : [still filming]  It's your spine, dude! It got, like, yanked up a bunch of notches!

  Peter Griffin : I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm sca...

  [vomits on Brian] 

  Brian Griffin : Aah! Oh, God!

  Peter Griffin : Does this get fixed with ice or heat?

  Cleveland : Ice now, heat later.

• Brian Griffin : Peter, this is not safe at all.

  Peter Griffin : [dressed like the main character from "The Greatest American Hero"]  Shut up, Brian. Just keep filming. Okay, I'm Peter Griffin, and I am the Greatest American Hero. My special power is being somehow memorable after a very short run on TV.

  [Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe drive his car away with him hanging on with a parasailing rope] 

  Peter Griffin : [singing the show's theme song]  Believe or not, I'm walkin' on air/I never thought I could be so free-ee-ee.

  [letting go and launching into the air] 

  Peter Griffin : Flying away on a wing and a prayer/Who could it be? Could it be? Believe it or not, it's just...

  [he crashes into a tree and falls down into a lake] 

  Glen Quagmire , Cleveland : [laughing]  Oh!

  Joe Swanson : Get some, Peter!

  Glen Quagmire : Nice job on that ramp, Joe.

  Joe Swanson : If there's one thing I know, it's ramps.

  Brian Griffin : Wait a minute, guys. I think he's really hurt.