Burke and Hare (2010)

Steve Speirs: McMartin's Doorman

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Quotes 

• McMartin's Doorman : I'll not explain myself again. Mr. Wordsworth is already in the club.

  William Wordsworth : That cannot be, I am he, newly returned from my tour of the continent.

  Samuel Coleridge : And I am Samuel Coleridge.

  McMartin's Doorman : Aye. And I'm Robbie fuckin' Burns! Now piss off, the both ofyouse!

• McMartin's Doorman : You're not coming in wearing those.

  Nicephore : [looks at his shoes]  But they are French.

  McMartin's Doorman : Exactly. So sling your hook.

  Nicephore : Pardon?

  McMartin's Doorman : Sling your hook.

  Nicephore : Hooook?

  McMartin's Doorman : Your hook, sling it.