Going the Distance (2010) Poster

Justin Long: Garrett

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  • [Last lines] 

    Maya : Mommy, are you okay?

    Garrett , Erin , Corinne , Phil : *Maya, statue.*

  • Dan : Now what is the story, though, with you guys? Are you doing it, like, monogamous or what's the deal?

    Garrett : Yeah. I don't know. Uh... Maybe, yeah.

    Box : "Maybe"? Wow, okay. You know what "maybe" gets you? It gets her sucking every dude's dick out there at Stanford. It really does. And then you go out there and you visit her. And then you have to kiss that blowjob factory she calls a mouth.

    Garrett : Thank you for that visual. Thanks, pal.

    Dan : That was, like, way graphic. That was, like, extremely graphic.

  • Garrett : Can I ask you a question?

    Erin : Yeah.

    Garrett : I don't know what your situation is... I miss you.

    Erin : That's not a question.

    Garrett : Yeah, it is.

  • Box : Now, look, I have done the long distance thing. And it is hard. As hell. And it doesn't matter how good the relationship is, it literally can just rip it apart. Look, it is just very hard to be away from the person you love for months at a time.

    Garrett : I know. I know it's not gonna be easy.

    Box : That's all I'm sayin'.

    Dan : But maybe YOU never found the right girl.

    Garrett : That's not a bad point.

  • Amy : Don't even think about calling me again.

    Garrett : Oh! Jesus! Amy! Wait wait wait wait wait! I should not call you or I should want to call you?

    [Amy listens and then leaves angrily] 

    Garrett : Okay, so it means what it means. Good.

  • Box : You get in a relationship but you don't *ever* fully commit.

    Dan : Right.

    Box : You never have, not since I've known you. And then the girl figures that out and then she splits. And then we have to sit here and listen to you be *surprised* about that. Over and over again.

    Dan : All the time.

    Box : This happens a lot.

    Garrett : Not true. It happens occasionally.

  • Garrett : I gotta tip for you.

    Erin : [very excited]  Is it the tip of your penis?

    Garrett : [grossed out]  No, gross.

    [happy] 

    Garrett : Yes, it is.

  • [first lines] 

    Garrett : So...

    Amy : So...

    Garrett : Happy Birthday

    Amy : Oh. Thank you for the take-out.

    Garrett : Sure. It's the least I could do. It is your birthday after all.

  • Corinne : Hey Garrett. I like your haircut.

    Garrett : Thanks. Did a little something different.

    Corinne : And your dick's in your pants. That's good.

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