This week's Desperate Housewives gave us the story of Eddie Orlofsky (Josh Zuckerman), aka The Fairview Strangler, in an episode I would like to call "Out of Your League": The Eddie Orlofsky Story, or "How To Become A Serial Killer – Desperate Housewives Style."
Introduction – Every Story Has A Beginning…
We open with the sight of a God ugly house that is a landscape blemish on Fairview's beautiful facade. Then we find out that it is Eddie's house, immediately making me retract my statement and compare it to Norman Bates's infamous house from the Psycho films.
Eddie smiles as he looks outside, but has his moment interrupted by his mother, Barbara Orlofsky (guest star Diane Farr), who is hell personified and would make Joan Crawford a proud bitch. She gestures to Eddie that she is out of booze, insinuating that he has been stealing her stash and asks if he has any.
Introduction – Every Story Has A Beginning…
We open with the sight of a God ugly house that is a landscape blemish on Fairview's beautiful facade. Then we find out that it is Eddie's house, immediately making me retract my statement and compare it to Norman Bates's infamous house from the Psycho films.
Eddie smiles as he looks outside, but has his moment interrupted by his mother, Barbara Orlofsky (guest star Diane Farr), who is hell personified and would make Joan Crawford a proud bitch. She gestures to Eddie that she is out of booze, insinuating that he has been stealing her stash and asks if he has any.
- 4/26/2010
- by Mark O. Estes
- TVovermind.com
The web series craze hasn't seemed to catch on with the general public, but as far as the horror genre goes, we have an abundance to choose from. And today we got word of another that looks to be worth at least a few minutes of your time to check out: director and lead actor Russ Cootey's "The Resolve".
The premise is as follows:
"The Resolve" centers around Mike Patterson (Russ Cootey), a beleaguered man, gripped by O.C.D. issues with humanity, unleashed by fiery clashes on others. He explains to his therapist Sean Miller (Alex Ballar - War Wolves) how he has found a way to deal with his compulsion, which is to kill those who he believes are responsible for the misalignment in humanity.
Also starring are Ellen Dubin (The Collector, Lexx, Highlander), Kristina Hughes (Old School, Green River), Anthony Ray Parker (The Matrix, Xena), Holt Boggs (The Prodigy,...
The premise is as follows:
"The Resolve" centers around Mike Patterson (Russ Cootey), a beleaguered man, gripped by O.C.D. issues with humanity, unleashed by fiery clashes on others. He explains to his therapist Sean Miller (Alex Ballar - War Wolves) how he has found a way to deal with his compulsion, which is to kill those who he believes are responsible for the misalignment in humanity.
Also starring are Ellen Dubin (The Collector, Lexx, Highlander), Kristina Hughes (Old School, Green River), Anthony Ray Parker (The Matrix, Xena), Holt Boggs (The Prodigy,...
- 3/24/2010
- by Uncle Creepy
- DreadCentral.com
On February 15th and 25th, Nathan Drake fans will be getting a much needed Dlc boost. On February 15th the Uncharted 2: Among Thieves title update 1.05 will come out that will add 12 multiplayer trophies and 12 new multiplayer medals.
Shortly after that update, on February 25th, as we said before, there will be some new pay Dlc. A $2.99 skin pack, so when you play multiplayer you can be the Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune versions of Drake, Elena, Atog Navarro, Eddie Raja, Gabriel Roman and Javier, the enemy pirate. Separately, for $3.99 you can purchase a map pack containing boards based on Drake’s Fortune. The Facility, the submarine pens from the first game, and The Flooded Ruins, based on the customs house. You can save a dollar buy getting the bundle of maps and skins for $5.99.
This should bring some life into Uncharted 2’s multiplayer aspect and try to get some PS...
Shortly after that update, on February 25th, as we said before, there will be some new pay Dlc. A $2.99 skin pack, so when you play multiplayer you can be the Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune versions of Drake, Elena, Atog Navarro, Eddie Raja, Gabriel Roman and Javier, the enemy pirate. Separately, for $3.99 you can purchase a map pack containing boards based on Drake’s Fortune. The Facility, the submarine pens from the first game, and The Flooded Ruins, based on the customs house. You can save a dollar buy getting the bundle of maps and skins for $5.99.
This should bring some life into Uncharted 2’s multiplayer aspect and try to get some PS...
- 2/14/2010
- by T.J. Lauerman
- GameRant
Hammer Films is announcing the release of Beyond the Rave on DVD mid January. A web series with twenty-two parts the limited release DVD will have many extra features (5000 copies). Bonus features include the deleted scene "Big Jim's Last Stand" and five other special scenes. A series of webisodes that signalled the return of Hammer Films to horror, Beyond the Rave was filmed in the United Kingdom and the episodes involve vampires, the undead, and some youths just out to have a good time. That is what everyone wants, right? Except when you add drug fueled twenty-somethings with those who have an insatiable thirst for blood - things will get violent in a hurry. Check out the trailer for the episodes inside and the location of a much better, newer, second trailer from the Hammer Films website.
The synopsis for Beyond the Rave here:
"A vampire story set in England's underground rave scene.
The synopsis for Beyond the Rave here:
"A vampire story set in England's underground rave scene.
- 1/17/2010
- by Michael Ross Allen
- 28 Days Later Analysis
Intrigue! A male voice choir! String sections! Oh, the strings! You pretty much need only glance at the track titles to get an idea of what the Ninja Assassin soundtrack is going to be like: Training, Mika’s Apartment, Kiriko Runs – personally I’d like to hear the track for Kiriko Has A Sit Down, but then Ninja Assassin isn’t a Mike Leigh film so perhaps I’m clutching at straws.
I literally have no idea what must go through the head of the person who walks into a Virgin Megastore and shells out their hard earned money for the Ninja Assassin soundtrack. I like to imagine a twenty five year old who works in PC World and brings home a slightly over-weight young lady after their first date (a late night screening of The Matrix Reloaded), showing her into his cramped apartment and asking her to wait whilst...
I literally have no idea what must go through the head of the person who walks into a Virgin Megastore and shells out their hard earned money for the Ninja Assassin soundtrack. I like to imagine a twenty five year old who works in PC World and brings home a slightly over-weight young lady after their first date (a late night screening of The Matrix Reloaded), showing her into his cramped apartment and asking her to wait whilst...
- 11/29/2009
- by Chris Neilan
- Movie-moron.com
There's not a seasoned horror fan in the world who doesn't get a big smile on his or her face when you mention the name Hammer Films. Their 2008 return to the world of horror, webisode series Beyond the Rave, is now available to bring home on DVD via Pal and Ntsc versions (though both will be "Region Free")!
The Matthias Hoene-directed series concerns a British solder who ventures out to party for one more night before he's shipped to Iraq. With his pal, he hits up a rave to find his girlfriend and discovers a gang of vampires instead.
The DVD is limited to 5,000 copies so if you want it, order it Now!
Included will be:
20 Episodes + 5 Bonus Scenes Deleted Scene – “Big Jim’s Last Stand” 11 Character Videos, Teaser, Trailer, and Image Gallery Language options for 20 Episodes: American, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, European Spanish, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Russian...
The Matthias Hoene-directed series concerns a British solder who ventures out to party for one more night before he's shipped to Iraq. With his pal, he hits up a rave to find his girlfriend and discovers a gang of vampires instead.
The DVD is limited to 5,000 copies so if you want it, order it Now!
Included will be:
20 Episodes + 5 Bonus Scenes Deleted Scene – “Big Jim’s Last Stand” 11 Character Videos, Teaser, Trailer, and Image Gallery Language options for 20 Episodes: American, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, European Spanish, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Russian...
- 10/28/2009
- by Uncle Creepy
- DreadCentral.com
Hammer Films' 2008 return, and foray into episodic online entertainment, Beyond the Rave is now on DVD. The catch? Only 5,000 copies have been pressed. You can order now through BeyondtheRave.net . Each individually numbered limited edition DVD contains all 20 episodes in the vampire series, a deleted scene ("Big Jim's last stand"), 11 character videos, a teaser, a trailer and image gallery. Exclusive to this package is episode 21 ("Necro's First Kill"), a making-of featurette and two Easter Eggs. The Matthias Hoene-directed series concerns a British solder who ventures out to party for one more night before he's shipped to Iraq. With his pal, he hits up a rave to find his girlfriend and discovers a gang of vampires instead. Nora-Jane Noone, Jamie...
- 10/28/2009
- shocktillyoudrop.com
Altar
Nathan Bezner, 18 min
Nathan Bezner has a lens and that lens has one function: obliterate the edges of every scene in saturated florescent light (see Antibody for comparison). The main problem I have with this is that while it allows the film as a whole to be more hyper-real than real, it also sucks the real out of things you want to look real (like feces on a toilet [watch the film and you’ll see what I mean, it’s not like that’s a specific interest of mine or anything]). Story: Prosaic janitor narrates his way through the doldrums of life including his relationship to the holiest of thrones.
Burying The Ex
Alan Trezza, 15 min
Part boy-meets-girl with a dash of zombie and a whole heaping of American Pie. Burying the Ex is a funny short dealing with the irrational pining of a young man over his long-ex, though recently dead, girlfriend. His roommate is the mac player extraordinaire who sets him up on a blind date with a young fowl-mouthed vixen.
Nathan Bezner, 18 min
Nathan Bezner has a lens and that lens has one function: obliterate the edges of every scene in saturated florescent light (see Antibody for comparison). The main problem I have with this is that while it allows the film as a whole to be more hyper-real than real, it also sucks the real out of things you want to look real (like feces on a toilet [watch the film and you’ll see what I mean, it’s not like that’s a specific interest of mine or anything]). Story: Prosaic janitor narrates his way through the doldrums of life including his relationship to the holiest of thrones.
Burying The Ex
Alan Trezza, 15 min
Part boy-meets-girl with a dash of zombie and a whole heaping of American Pie. Burying the Ex is a funny short dealing with the irrational pining of a young man over his long-ex, though recently dead, girlfriend. His roommate is the mac player extraordinaire who sets him up on a blind date with a young fowl-mouthed vixen.
- 11/16/2008
- QuietEarth.us
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