- Church Lunatic: [when the Survivors try to open the saferoom door] Who's there?
- Francis: Let's see: I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and - there's *zombies* out here! *Open the GODDAMN DOOR!*
- Francis: Attention boat owner! We are... uh... the cops! Yeah the cops! I command you to come pick us up!
- Francis: [as the Infected attack the church] If we get out of this alive, I'm gonna *frick*-in' *kill* that guy!
- Francis: It figures! The only thing in the damn city *not* on fire is the one thing we need to burn *down!*
- Church Lunatic: NO! No one gets in unless I'm sure they're immune!
- Bill: Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's *Infected* in the damn woods. Now *cut out the shit and let us in!*
- Church Lunatic: Only when I know you are human. Get ready for the test.
- [starts ringing the church bell]
- Church Lunatic: DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!
- [first lines]
- Bill: Hold up!
- [examines a pile of corpses, touches a green fluid]
- Bill: Never seen anything like this before...
- Francis: Geez! Don't let that stop you from smearing it all over yourself.
- Bill: [scowls; wipes fluid on Francis] They're changing!
- Francis: [disgusted] Ah! Dammit, Bill! Aww! It stinks!
- [Louis chuckles, right before everyone hears someone... crying...?]
- Zoey: Someone's still alive...!
- Zoey: You know, we can *make* you open that goddamn door.
- Church Lunatic: [sarcastically] Oh, *really?*
- [rings church bell, attracting Infected]
- Church Lunatic: *How 'bout NOW?*