Hulk Vs. (2009 Video)

Tom Kane: The Professor

Quotes 

• The Professor : Weapon X is indeed glad to have you back, Logan. We put considerable time and money into you.

  Deadpool : And pointy things!

• [Wolverine starts to fight the Porfessor's programming] 

  The Professor : We are losing control! Increase the dosage! Initiate lockdown procedures and someone activate Sabretooth!

• Wolverine : You should've killed me when you had the chance, 'cause I'm gonna get outta here, I'm gonna kill all of them, and then... I'm gonna cut out your heart.

  The Professor : Wolverine, after I'm done with you, you won't even remember this conversation. I've erased your life before, and I'm going to do it again. All you'll know is that you belong to Weapon X, now and forever.

• The Professor : You were our best operative, Wolverine. So disappointing. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner. Of course, you know him better as the Hulk.

  Deadpool : [reveals gun and ammo]  I shot him in the ass, with one of these!

  [Everyone glares at him] 

  Deadpool : What? I did!

• Sabretooth : I don't care how long you've had him, Professor. This was a mistake. Logan can't be controlled. You have his DNA, so just let me kill him!

  The Professor : [sarcastic]  I'll take that advice, Sabretooth... prepare your team for the mission!

  Sabretooth : Your funeral...

• The Professor : Deathstrike, what are you doing here? I'm about to start Wolverine's reprogramming!

  Lady Deathstrike : He has to die!

  The Professor : How many times do we have to have this conversation? He's more valuable alive than...

  [gets slashed in the back by Sabretooth] 

  Sabretooth : Sorry, Prof, gotta go with the Lady on this one...