Family Guy (TV Series)
Family Goy (2009)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : [checking the mail, she jumps when the mailbox explodes] AHH! What the hell?
[seeing Peter up in the house with a sniper rifle]
Lois Griffin : Are you out of your fucking mind?
Peter Griffin : Relax, Lois. I was aiming for the mailbox. I'm just trying to make a point.
Mort Goldman : [approaching] Good morning, Lois.
[Peter fires another shot, which misses]
Mort Goldman : [ducking] Ahh!
Lois Griffin : Peter, for god's sake! I am so sorry, Mort.
Mort Goldman : No problem, Lois. That's just how people say hello to me.
[another fired shot whizzes past, and Mort ducks again]
Mort Goldman : Hey, Joe!
Joe Swanson : [off-screen] Hey, Mort!