Arthur (I) (2011)

Jennifer Garner: Susan

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Quotes 

• Susan : You're running from yourself, Arthur.

  Arthur : I wish I was, because I'd let me get away.

• Arthur : What was that?

  Susan : A French kiss.

  Arthur : Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.

• Susan : Reach into your pocket, pull out the ring, and say four little words.

  Arthur : Okay. Uh, I-don't-love-you.

  Susan : Try again.

  Arthur : I-like-other-girls.

  Susan : Oh, well, me too. Let's invite one over.

• Susan : I hear you have something to ask me.

  Arthur : Yeah, I do, as a matter of fact, Susan. Would you mind telling me what the bloody hell's been going on?

  Susan : We're having a magical night. I don't understand.

  Arthur : You don't understand that there's a macabre conspiracy to inveigle me into a loveless marriage?

• Vivienne : [upon learning her son got arrested on the way to her fundraiser]  He's like a ship without an anchor.

  Susan : Maybe it's time we tied him to another ship.

• Arthur : Listen, Susan, is this about money? I've got news for you, you're already rich.

  Susan : I'm not *you* rich, Arthur. My family doesn't have a coat of arms.

  Arthur : I'll draw you one. It's quite simple. It's usually just a sword.

• Susan : Embarrass me again and my father will cut off...

  Arthur : I know, my tongue.

  Susan : ...no, your balls.

  Arthur : Not if I keep them moist.

• Susan : [drunk and half-naked]  I was just at home feeling spontaneous. I decided to put on a little something spontaneous... and come over here spontaneously.

  Arthur : Susan, mentally ill people are spontaneous. It's all about context.