- Narrator: As much as the Mr Men and little Misses enjoy driving their cars, they enjoy washing them even more.
- Mr. Bump: This is the first job I've had where there's no chance of me getting hurt!
- [a claw reaches out from the car wash and pulls Mr Bump inside]
- Little Miss Calamity: I'm joined by my good friend Mr Rude
- Mr Rude: I am *not* your good friend!
- Little Miss Calamity: He's a joker!