- Mr Scatterbrain: [Covered in wrapping paper while trying to wrap Mr Grumpy's present] I think I've missed a step!
- [Mr Rude has gone to little miss Helpful's gift shop o buy a present for Mr Grumpy's birthday]
- Little Miss Helpful: How about a new welcome mat?
- Mr Rude: have you got one that says 'Go Away'?
- Little Miss Helpful: Just run out!
- Mr Rude: [Indicating the novelty Little Miss Helpful is holding] He'll hate it. I'll take it!