The George Lucas Talk Show (TV Series)
Episode XIV: Halloweekend Spooktacular: Covid-1138: More American Willoweenie: The Battle for Elector (2020)
John Ross Bowie: Self
Quotes
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John Ross Bowie : [on Star Wars: Fallen Order] A lot of climbing, but at the end of the day you get to customize a light saber so it balances out.
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Watto : [on Yummy Mummy] He was the Garret Morris of the group.
John Ross Bowie : Just a little older and riddled with cocaine problems?
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John Ross Bowie : [on all three hosts wearing Watto masks] Wow that is a lot of vaguely veiled antisemitism staring back at me.
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John Ross Bowie : When we are talking about Tom Sharplings big head, we are being literal; he just has an enormous head.
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John Ross Bowie : [on Halloween] It was a kind of win win, I got to experience no joy AND appear as a sex offender staring from my window.
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Kerri Kenney : My dad was also the host of Bowling for Dollars...
[laughing at his reaction]
Kerri Kenney : ... John...
John Ross Bowie : [Shocked] I knew you contained multitudes but this is blowing my mind.
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John Ross Bowie : Los Angeles children are the worst people in the world. I grew up in Manhattan and LA kids are the worst douchebags I've ever seen.
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John Ross Bowie : [on Star Wars being a big bang theory] its not a big bang theory you smug prick!