The George Lucas Talk Show (TV Series)
Episode XIV: Halloweekend Spooktacular: Covid-1138: More American Willoweenie: The Battle for Elector (2020)
Griffin Newman: Watto
Quotes
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Watto : [about the holiday HalloWatto] This is my favorite day! This is the second most important Toydarian day!
Patrick Cotnoir : What's number one?
Watto : Rosh Hashanah.
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Watto : Quibi said, let's rotate our business model to: Not existing.
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Watto : The scariest thing of all; having to face reality. Is this the last moment of darkness, or is this the last moment of hope? Who knows. Lets start the show!
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Watto : We all love HalloWatto, and HalloWatto is when Halloween supplies and decorations go on sale.
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Watto : Don't blame me for being a good actor! You made me that way!
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Watto : [on Yummy Mummy] He was the Garret Morris of the group.
John Ross Bowie : Just a little older and riddled with cocaine problems?
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George Lucas , Patrick Cotnoir : [in Watto masks] It is me Watto and the original baby Yoda!
Watto : No it is ME, Watto! And the original baby Yoda!
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Watto : 75% off! That's the spirit of HalloWatto!
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Kerri Kenney : My dad is Lion-O of the Thundercats, and still is the Cocoa Puffs bird, as well as count Chocula.
Watto : You're telling me your dad is coo coo for cocoa puffs?
Kerri Kenney : ...does that make me Princess Chocula?
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Watto : [on Rich Sommer being on Burn Notice] The man has 69 credits, how am I supposed to keep track of them all?
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Watto : Who would have thought George would become a knife guy!
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Watto : #CakeLuke, thats a deep Kerri Kenney reference.
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Watto : Ladies, you know him as a vaguely familiar character actor, and you know her as that bitch from that show', John Ross Bowie and Kerry Kenney-Silver!
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Kerri Kenney : That was some serious trickery you guys.
Watto : It was, and now it means we can have some serious treatery!
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Kerri Kenney : [on Watto looking for two scoops and NDA spoilers] My lawyer is with me just off camera here...
Watto : ...sweating bullets
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Watto : [on Julies photo of trick or treater as Joe Biden in a prison outfit] That costume is the winner of this weeks Bad Bit Award.