Quotes
Episode XIV: Halloweekend Spooktacular: Covid-1138: More American Willoweenie: The Battle for Elector
The George Lucas Talk Show
- Watto: [about the holiday HalloWatto] This is my favorite day! This is the second most important Toydarian day!
- Patrick Cotnoir: What's number one?
- Watto: Rosh Hashanah.
- Watto: The scariest thing of all; having to face reality. Is this the last moment of darkness, or is this the last moment of hope? Who knows. Lets start the show!
- Watto: We all love HalloWatto, and HalloWatto is when Halloween supplies and decorations go on sale.
- John Ross Bowie: [on Star Wars: Fallen Order] A lot of climbing, but at the end of the day you get to customize a light saber so it balances out.
- Kerri Kenney: They put out a mailer saying who's coo coo for coco puffs? And my dad was like, well I am, and they asked if he was crazy for them, and he said yeah.
- Kerri Kenney: [on her fathers recording process] I thought you were talking about Thundercats, but you were asking about BooBerry and Frankenberry.
- Watto: [on Yummy Mummy] He was the Garret Morris of the group.
- John Ross Bowie: Just a little older and riddled with cocaine problems?
- George Lucas, Patrick Cotnoir: [in Watto masks] It is me Watto and the original baby Yoda!
- Watto: No it is ME, Watto! And the original baby Yoda!
- George Lucas: I'm famously diabetic so my Halloween candy is this banana and an apple. Its healthy but fun.
- Kerri Kenney: That is fun, it is fun George!
- John Ross Bowie: [on all three hosts wearing Watto masks] Wow that is a lot of vaguely veiled antisemitism staring back at me.
- Kerri Kenney: My dad is Lion-O of the Thundercats, and still is the Cocoa Puffs bird, as well as count Chocula.
- Watto: You're telling me your dad is coo coo for cocoa puffs?
- Kerri Kenney: ...does that make me Princess Chocula?
- Kerri Kenney: [on ET cereal] That's right up my alley George, but maybe not so much for you as a famous diabetic.
- Watto: [on Rich Sommer being on Burn Notice] The man has 69 credits, how am I supposed to keep track of them all?
- Kerri Kenney: [on Halloween] I was in a trailer in the desert dressed a police officer for the television; we wrapped a season last night during all hallows eve I was sitting watching Cedric wardrobe dressed as Bill Cosby with a fog machine doing a bit for Reno 911.
- Kerri Kenney: [on if they raced in the Reno 911 covid filming pod] No it wasn't racing, I mean someone would get there first but we wouldn't reward them.
- John Ross Bowie: When we are talking about Tom Sharplings big head, we are being literal; he just has an enormous head.
- Julie Cotnoir: [on George] I feel like he's taking that Patrick route where he cares more about snacks than his friends.
- George Lucas: I don't really know how much money is considered 'a lot' anymore.
- Anthony Carboni: That's true, you just gave me a billion dollars to guess if you were wearing a watch.
- George Lucas: [on his non-deluxe adult Watto mask] A true adult doesn't need an extra modifier in there. At base I'm a storyteller; I am a basic bitch in that sense.
- Watto: Ladies, you know him as a vaguely familiar character actor, and you know her as that bitch from that show', John Ross Bowie and Kerry Kenney-Silver!
- Kerri Kenney: That was some serious trickery you guys.
- Watto: It was, and now it means we can have some serious treatery!
- John Ross Bowie: [on Halloween] It was a kind of win win, I got to experience no joy AND appear as a sex offender staring from my window.
- Kerri Kenney: One year the town I grew up in put out fliers saying no more trick or treating on our street because it was too dark, and my dad went apeshit, so he lit up the house, blasted music, and then he hid in a coffin at the end of the driveway to scare kids.
- Kerri Kenney: My dad was also the host of Bowling for Dollars...
- [laughing at his reaction]
- Kerri Kenney: ... John...
- John Ross Bowie: [Shocked] I knew you contained multitudes but this is blowing my mind.
- John Ross Bowie: Los Angeles children are the worst people in the world. I grew up in Manhattan and LA kids are the worst douchebags I've ever seen.
- Kerri Kenney: [on Watto looking for two scoops and NDA spoilers] My lawyer is with me just off camera here...
- Watto: ...sweating bullets
- Watto: [on Julies photo of trick or treater as Joe Biden in a prison outfit] That costume is the winner of this weeks Bad Bit Award.