- Rufus: When we were working retail together, and you, Annie, and Ellis accidentally invited me to dinner at Michelle and Garrett's... it gave me that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you see Colin Firth in a romantic comedy.
- Rufus: One person moves away, and the entire friend group chemistry is disrupted, like an atom losing an electron. Next thing you know, it's just you, your tears, and the artisanal IPA you brew in your bathtub.
- Ben: I didn't know we meant that much to you, or that that's how you were making that beer!