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5/10
Not bad for a bad film.
nathan-yeo16 September 2009
A Federal MARSHALL who answers to the army, returns home to investigate the death of his boy-hood friend. You've seen this plot and story line before but never like this. The women are butter bodies cute faces slop-bods. No nudity. Its one of those, where every-body wanted to be in the film, and he had to find a way to put them, in so the story just kept getting bigger. It was more about life in a small town and how they stick together and work as a team. Instead of as the cover suggests him in sneaking around in cameo face paint, slicing henchman's throats and blowing-up meth labs with some slick as special forces tricks. The only fight scene he gets his ass kicked.
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6/10
Great Grindhouse Feature from Netflix !
guestar571 September 2009
This is quite a film,Don't know why it wasn't set in California to avoid some accents...But thats nitpicky,And were not.

Lets run down some Names-

Dennis Salcedo,You can film action and make the scenes move-Thanks.

Morris Gann,Tammys lil Bro ? Hey,I remember you from cubscouts and 4H and now you're a big movie producer.

Lon Hannah,Really great role and I thought you were singing thru most of movie my bad,see later comments.Lon,You clean up real good and I hope the other Sons Of The San Joaquin have you in their Netflix Que too !

Chad Homan,Dude you were like Leon Russel On Acid,Does that make sense ???

Susan Mathews,The Public Acccess Talk Show Host and now the agent of a country western phenom.

Willy Ortlieb,This is almost as good as Hot Rod Horror and you got to do lots including die !

Rudy Parras,They misspelled your name..Not like a headlinder at The Depot deserves.

Eric Willems,The Evil Sheriff and no Beauty for The Beast .

Glenn Fraser,How many plays have you been in and finally on The Big Screen .

MARK CRISP,Im shocked and ashamed I didn't know you could sing like that and devoted a soundtrack to a boy who strummed guitar in my sixth grade.
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