Superstore (TV Series)

Prize Wheel (2020)

Ben Feldman: Jonah

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• Dina : Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.

  Cheyenne : Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.

  Jonah : Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.

  Garrett : Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?

  Cheyenne : Ooh.

  Garrett : Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquefied. I think there might be teeth in it.

  Cheyenne : Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.

  Jonah : You are alarmingly good at that.

• Jonah : So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that.

  Garrett : You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. They love money, and they don't care if we die.

• Cheyenne : Jonah, I looked up that company, and they don't do roof repair. They do solar panels. I guess we could cover our hole with one, but probably cheaper to just stick with the mattress we found.

  Jonah : Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. Why didn't my dad say that? They do hydronic heating too? I wonder if they mess with geothermal.

  Garrett : We're all wondering that.

  Cheyenne : Oh, have you heard of that company, though, that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? You should see if your dad knows that guy.

  Jonah : Yeah.

  Garrett : Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. I heard he gives you a free fish.