- Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
- Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
- Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
- Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
- Cheyenne: Ooh.
- Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquefied. I think there might be teeth in it.
- Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
- Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
- Cheyenne: [about Jonah] I feel kind of bad for him. Like, this year's been tough enough, and then he had the big breakup on top of it. I caught him listening to this music in his car... It didn't even have a beat. It was just, like, a guitar and a man. Like, what?
- Cheyenne: Jonah, I looked up that company, and they don't do roof repair. They do solar panels. I guess we could cover our hole with one, but probably cheaper to just stick with the mattress we found.
- Jonah: Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. Why didn't my dad say that? They do hydronic heating too? I wonder if they mess with geothermal.
- Garrett: We're all wondering that.
- Cheyenne: Oh, have you heard of that company, though, that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? You should see if your dad knows that guy.
- Jonah: Yeah.
- Garrett: Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. I heard he gives you a free fish.
- Baby Customer: [to Dina, about Marcus trying to get him to FaceTime his nephew] Are you the manager? 'Cause your employee's harassing me.
- Marcus: Dude, if it's too awkward, just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch.
- Dina: I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule.
- Mateo: Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? This job is hard enough. People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. It's like they're emotionally constipated, and some of them are very physically bloated as well.
- Dina: What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people poop their emotions all over the place?