- Becky Conner-Healy: Where's Beverly Rose?
- Jackie Harris: She's asleep in Dan's room. We were up all night with her. She had a fever of 103.
- Becky Conner-Healy: What? Why didn't you wake me up?
- Jackie Harris: I tried to. You were passed out drunk.
- Becky Conner-Healy: No, I wasn't! I was just exhausted.
- Jackie Harris: Exhausted from the vodka curls you were doing?
- Becky Conner-Healy: Oh, what, the bottle on my end table? That was a gift, and I only took one sip.
- Jackie Harris: Oh, well, then some cheap-ass gave you a half bottle of vodka. Come on, Becky! Trainwreck recognizes trainwreck.