Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

The Stitcher Society (2021)

Annette Badland: Fleur Perkins

Quotes 

• [Fleur is demonstrating the long vertical scar on a victim's chest] 

  DCI John Barnaby : I'm sorry. For a moment, I thought you said "zipper".

  Fleur Perkins : I did. It's how surgeons describe the heart-bypass scar. Looks like a zip. What they do is... break open the sternum and then slice all the way down to a few inches above the belly-button. If you're ever having a Sunday roast, make sure you invite a surgeon. They do a cracking job on your chicken.