- Boomstick: Edison versus Tesla, Coke versus Pepsi, Goku versus Superman...
- Wiz: Few rivalries have lasted nearly two decades or spawned epic battles like our second favorite web series, "Red vs. Blue".
- Boomstick: With the Red Team, even though most of them don't actually wear red.
- Wiz: And the Blue Team, their perpetual ocean-colored rivals. For this battle, we'll be bringing these two groups back to where it all started.
- Boomstick: To find out what would've happened if they had stopped dickin' around and actually just fought for real.
- Wiz: Just to note, we will be locking any artificial intelligence characters within their primary bodies, since they're generally invincible unless they stumble into an EMP.
- Boomstick: You mean an emp.
- Wiz: What?